TimeRifts

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Pisces ☀️/Aries 🌙/ Capricorn ⬆️

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Follow me there under the same name (timerifts)!! I post daily~~

Here are some examples of my work

I do astrology stuff https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSppYpoF/


I do life updates https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSppkD5o/


I also do thirst traps if that’s your thing

whatbigotspost:

theconcealedweapon:

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Rich people openly brag about intentionally choosing to live off of other people’s hard work, while they shame poor people for receiving financial assistance that they need to live.

Image is a tweet from @investormeldave that is marked up with red type to change its content. The original content is as follows:

Rental property #1 pays for our vacations.

Rental property #2 pays for our mortgage.

Rental property #3 pays for our groceries.

Rental property #4 pays for vehicles and so on.

Have assets pay for your liabilities. It’s a cheat code to a stress free life.

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Tenant #1 pays for our vacations.

Tenant #2 pays for our mortgage.

Tenant #3 pays for our groceries.

Tenant #4 pays for vehicles and so on.

Have other people pay for your living costs.

It’s a cheat code to a stress free life.

pettyprocrastination:

pettyprocrastination:

nearly every character pedro pascal plays is like a charismatic intimidating figure with some sort of skill in combat meanwhile every photo i see of that man irl has this energy 

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are you absolutely shitting me 

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celticpyro:

phoenixtawnyflower:

I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.

Dirty jokes have their place but I kind of wish more “adult” jokes relied on “Things only adults would understand due to lack of life experience,” instead of “Things that are inappropriate for kids,”

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webbut:
“ kineticpenguin:
“ trilllizard420:
“ headlesssamurai:
“ ninja-weapons:
“This gif is outrageous
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■ The so-called “blood explosion” which punctuates the conclusion of Akira Kurosawa’s 1962 movie Sanjuro remains one of the most memorable and...

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kineticpenguin:

trilllizard420:

headlesssamurai:

ninja-weapons:

This gif is outrageous

 ■ The so-called “blood explosion” which punctuates the conclusion of Akira Kurosawa’s 1962 movie Sanjuro remains one of the most memorable and influential special effects in film history.
Production designer Yoshiro Muraki would later recall this scene was filmed in a single take. No such effect had ever been attempted before, as movies of the time rarely showed violence with graphic detail. Filled with uncertainty, Muraki worried the blood spray he’d rigged up wouldn’t impress Kurosawa, so he added an extra 30 pounds of pressure to the fluid pump. At the moment the pump was activated, the additional pressure caused the compressor hose attached to actor Tatsuya Nakadai to blow a coupling which created a slight, unintentional delay before the fake blood began to spray, and caused a much larger gush of fluid than planned. It sprayed so powerfully Nakadai claimed it almost lifted him off the ground. His heart sinking, as he believed the delay and over-pressure had ruined the effect, Muraki nervously glanced at director Akira Kurosawa, but Kurosawa only nodded in approval.

“oh god i fucked this up”

“yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO”

And to think this is so iconic that “two dudes clash, there’s a beat, then one dies incredibly violently” is just a must-have for action in anime

Its crazy to think that this iconic visual that has been so ubiquitous in pop culture for so long despite that the source material barely being known by people all came from actors staying in character thru an FX malfunction.

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darqkrafts-by-michael-vachmiel:

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dilfbrigade:

coopsgirl:

huttslut:

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what’s going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

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soulspark:

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blissalittlesblog:

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beekeep:

rthko:

“There’s only two types of people in the world: The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe.”

-Michel Foucault

“Each individual, in his place, is securely confined to a cell from which he is seen from the front by the supervisor; but the side walls prevent him from coming into contact with his companions. He is seen, but he does not see; he is the object of information, never a subject in communication.”

— Britney Spears – Circus (2008)

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sapper-in-the-wire:

smokeymcbandit:

sapper-in-the-wire:

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Image description of a tweet by alice avizandum: Just remembering that in Sderot, the city closest to Gaza and currently being attacked by Hamas, in 2014 Israelis used to bring seats and binoculars and popcorn to watch the air strikes.

Pictures of colonialists watching terrorism as entertainment accompany.

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I just want to add that Sderot was built on top of a Palestinian village called Najd, which was ethnically cleansed in 1948.

greater-than-the-sword:

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

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judasisgayriot:

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brucespringsteendotcom:

we have to start ridiculing climbing mount everest the way we’ve ridiculed diving to the titanic there’s no reason to be dying up there why dont you do a nice normal sport

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softwaring:

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